Home emergency

 

 

Is that a police officer standing at my front door?

Credits: Barnesville Police via GifCities and Internet Archives

The tourist police are watching!

 

 

You won’t be stealing souvenirs or graffiti-ing ancient monuments on our watch…

Credits: Wanwisa Travel via GifCities and Internet Archive

End it?

 

 

A man in an Arab country stands on a building ledge, contemplating committing suicide. Bystanders and emergency services wait below next to a safety inflatable intended to catch the man should he jump. Meanwhile, a lone firefighter aims a quick kick to the would-be jumper’s back, sending him on a plummet to safety below. A tragedy averted. Captured on CCTV.

If you feel in a similar situation, please seek help or speak with The Samaritans.

Credits: GIPHY via Gifng, Alexander Smith, Gifng and Facebook

Inspector Subramaniam – Banana Cop

 

 

This intrepid, if goofy-looking Indian policeman can turn even the humble Chiquita Costa Rica banana into a lethal weapon. Criminals of India, pray to God this cop never gets his hands on a star fruit!

Credits: YouTube GB via GIPHY, Muhammed Shaaban, GIFs Community and Facebook

Illegal site

 

It’s time to pull the plug on your torrenting activities, you dirty scumbag.

Credits: FUNPIC.us via Giphy

Vijay’s classic GIFs 2007-2011 – 243

 

Peter Griffin of Family Guy goes all film noir and show us how not to be a policeman.

GIF: familyguy3zrdj5                                                                                                                     DATE: 11/11/2008

Credit: Seth MacFarlane and Fox Broadcasting Company via Ratedesi Forums

Nuns with guns

 

What would you do in this situation?

A scene from the 2010 US film The Town.

Credits: imgur via Giphy, The best Gifs and Facebook

Break-in

 

When attempting forced entry of a property, it always helps to pay attention to unforeseen situations. Guard dogs, alarm systems, flying metal reinforced gates etc.

Credits: NR6 Costa Rica and Tumblr via طارق ارفاعيه‬‎, GIFs new and Google+

Olympic accident selfie

 

A biker loses control and crashes into someone else at a Olympic torch relay (possibly for Rio 2016?). What does the guy in the green t-shirt do as everyone else rushes to help. “Naw man, selfie time….15 minutes of fame”. Come on mate, put the phone away and make yourself useful!

Credits: GifRainer (Rainer Silva) via João Ariel Belegante, Humor, Daniel Andry, GIFs! and Google+

Vijay’s classic GIFs 2007-2011 – 47

In the ongoing rivalry between fast food mascots (see Nos. 8 and 47), Colonel Sanders and Ronny McDonald become police officers to battle with the archnemesis Burger King. The King cuts short their careers, handguns smoking, while they wait for a couple of Big Macs with chicken burritos. Boom boom!

GIF: burgerking’in                                                                                                        DATE: 08/12/2007

Credits: Ratedesi Forums