Little blinking pink square

 

This is probably the smallest GIF to be featured on the pages of this great blog. And yes, it does exactly what it says on the tin. It’s a little pink square that has blinking eyes. And it’s likely older than a lot of the readers here.

Credits: Pink Cherries! via GifCities and Internet Archive

Personalised Pez

 

Why bother with a boring, run-of-the-mill, ‘everyone-else-does-it-too’ paper CV when you can sweeten up your potential employer while making them feel oh-so nostalgic. Turn your CV into a specially packaged Pez dispenser with your aesthetically-pleasing mug on it. Available in a choice of flavours and styles, this CV/candy combo will be sure to get your phone ringing off the hook and set your sorry jobless broke ass apart from the other down-and-outs. Send a cheque for £250.00 and a recent passport photo and paper CV to: Jobcentre PEZ, PO Box L33T, Gifville, WordPressLand. Also works for bribing recruitment agents.

Credits: DAN Creativity Dispenser via GifCities and Internet Archive