Vijay’s classic GIFs 2007-2011 – 313

 

The scene from Jurassic Park (1993), where an escaped Tyrannosaurus Rex makes a smelly snack of Donald Gennaro, the lawyer, after he abandons the kids in the truck.

GIF: Trexnomnom                                                                                                                                 DATE: 23/03/2009

Credits: Steven Spielberg via Ratedesi Forums

Personalised Pez

 

Why bother with a boring, run-of-the-mill, ‘everyone-else-does-it-too’ paper CV when you can sweeten up your potential employer while making them feel oh-so nostalgic. Turn your CV into a specially packaged Pez dispenser with your aesthetically-pleasing mug on it. Available in a choice of flavours and styles, this CV/candy combo will be sure to get your phone ringing off the hook and set your sorry jobless broke ass apart from the other down-and-outs. Send a cheque for £250.00 and a recent passport photo and paper CV to: Jobcentre PEZ, PO Box L33T, Gifville, WordPressLand. Also works for bribing recruitment agents.

Credits: DAN Creativity Dispenser via GifCities and Internet Archive

The long way through

 

Some cute Chinese banners from the Dream Shen Meng Co., Ltd. website, a Geocities site that operated from Hong Kong. I’m not sure if ‘Long Way Home’ is the name of a Cantonese pop band from the 1990s.

Credits: Dream 沈夢 株式會社。via GifCities and Internet Archive

Vijay’s classic GIFs 2007-2011 – 293

 

Al Bundy be like ‘Aaargh!’

GIF: 2zehyu0                                                                                                                                     DATE: 13/01/2009

Credits: Ratedesi Forums