Yesterday, me and a good chunk of my family travelled to Romford’s Brewery shopping centre to watch the remake of legendary slasher horror Hallowe’en. The purely evil Michael Myers returns to carry out his sickening crimes in inimitable fashion. This film did a good job of sticking to the original’s style and script, but amped up on the gore and scare factor. Highly recommended for fans of the Hallowe’en series.
Captain Picard, on his day off, decides to visit the holodeck to engage with his two most stellar fantasies – making that obese kid from the Goonies do his Truffle Shuffle, and starring as an undercover assassin working on the side as a bartender. Don’t judge people, he’s more famous than you.
After years of chopping up people in sleepy American backwaters, the fearsome and bloodthirsty Michael Myers left it all behind to retire to a council flat in Tottenham, searching for a quiet life away from the notoriety. Unfortunately, even here, he couldn’t let go of his true calling, chopping up people.
GIF: michael myers cleaning his car 9idxkx DATE: 18/11/2008
In the ongoing rivalry between fast food mascots (see Nos. 8 and 47), Colonel Sanders and Ronny McDonald become police officers to battle with the archnemesis Burger King. The King cuts short their careers, handguns smoking, while they wait for a couple of Big Macs with chicken burritos. Boom boom!