Because life can sometimes be like a bag of steaming turds.
Here in the south-east of England, the weather has been very agreeable as of late. Hot as hell, but not stifling, more like North African. A great opportunity to crack open the beers or 7Ups and enjoy the warm days we’re having out in the garden. But be quick, rain is expected later today.
From GPS which causes them to avoid cordons to good old-fashioned rifles, there are many ways to stop a drone snooping on you. But for the short on tech knowledge or weaponry, try obtaining the services of a local cat. They might even bring the evidence inside as a gift for you, just like those poor squirrels.
It’s a televised match between two giants, Barcelona and Manchester United. You’re about to set up a fantastic goal kick. You’ve just got the ball exactly where you want it… and then… sabotage!