This morning, while travelling on the Hammersmith and City line from Plaistow to Euston Square, some oddball in a knitted scarf leaned in way too close to me when people were getting off the train. I gave him a death stare like anything. He got his revenge though. He did a silent but violent fart which assailed my nostrils. You, sir, are a w****r.
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