Jelly belly


Up until this moment, I was completely unaware that jellyfish practiced cannibalism. This is an awkward family reunion, that I can tell you.

“Hey, Uncle Blob, long time no see!”


Credits: Animated GIFs via Giphy, ‎Sander Heden Flipsen‎,  Awesome GIF’s and Facebook

The animated state of US politics


A Giffy commentary on the rivalry of the two American presidential frontrunners, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. Who else reading this thinks that Donald should have been the duck. Donald Duck, after all.

Credits: Animated GIFs via reasonpolice, Giphy, The best Gifs and Facebook

Personal space


This morning, while travelling on the Hammersmith and City line from Plaistow to Euston Square, some oddball in a knitted scarf leaned in way too close to me when people were getting off the train. I gave him a death stare like anything. He got his revenge though. He did a silent but violent fart which assailed my nostrils. You, sir, are a w****r.

Credits: Animated GIFs via Reddit CatGifs and Giphy