A chicken’s Christmas

 

I’ve read before that the colour red is super interesting to chickens or something. Like they will peck and eat anything red and it’s not unheard of for a chicken to get an injury like a cut and then having the entire coup basically attack and eat the chicken leaving the farmer to discovers a pile of bones, blood and feathers. They make chicken blinders to try and stop this.

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The watermelon pregnancy trick

  1. Go shopping with your girlfriend/female friend/housemate/relative.
  2. Go to the fruit aisle and get her to choose a juicy plump watermelon and stuff it up her top. Now she looks pregnant.
  3. As soon as you cleared the checkout, give her a congratulatory slap on the back, sending her flying to the floor.
  4. The look on the cashier’s face as watermelon innards spurt out from under your lady companion = priceless.
  5. Deal with the swarm of concerned customers, staff and security officers.
  6. Go home and have a good laugh about it.

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