It’s Tuesday and I haven’t seen any melons yet, water or otherwise.
Credits: National Watermelon Association via National Watermelon Assocaiton and GIPHY
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Time to get cracking
In Afghanistan, real men don’t use knives to cut watermelons.
Credits: Via Panah Rad, Rad GIFs & Videos and Google+
MelonPiggy
In light of the recent events that have shocked my city, we all unanimously need cheering up, so here is a GIF of a cute piglet eating a watermelon.
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A chicken’s Christmas
I’ve read before that the colour red is super interesting to chickens or something. Like they will peck and eat anything red and it’s not unheard of for a chicken to get an injury like a cut and then having the entire coup basically attack and eat the chicken leaving the farmer to discovers a pile of bones, blood and feathers. They make chicken blinders to try and stop this.
Credits: Edgar’s Mission and imgur via lnfinity and Reddit GIFS, TrustmeIknowaguy
Sweet giveaway
It’s my first day back at work after the Bank Holiday weekend, and I brought with me two bags of sweets and mixed nuts and fruits from my brother’s wedding. I handed some out to my colleagues and they’re loving it.
Credits: Too Kawaii For You and Giphy
The watermelon pregnancy trick
- Go shopping with your girlfriend/female friend/housemate/relative.
- Go to the fruit aisle and get her to choose a juicy plump watermelon and stuff it up her top. Now she looks pregnant.
- As soon as you cleared the checkout, give her a congratulatory slap on the back, sending her flying to the floor.
- The look on the cashier’s face as watermelon innards spurt out from under your lady companion = priceless.
- Deal with the swarm of concerned customers, staff and security officers.
- Go home and have a good laugh about it.
Credits: 4GIFs.com (Animated GIFs) via Pedro Henrique, Best of GIFs and Google+
