Personalised Pez

 

Why bother with a boring, run-of-the-mill, ‘everyone-else-does-it-too’ paper CV when you can sweeten up your potential employer while making them feel oh-so nostalgic. Turn your CV into a specially packaged Pez dispenser with your aesthetically-pleasing mug on it. Available in a choice of flavours and styles, this CV/candy combo will be sure to get your phone ringing off the hook and set your sorry jobless broke ass apart from the other down-and-outs. Send a cheque for £250.00 and a recent passport photo and paper CV to: Jobcentre PEZ, PO Box L33T, Gifville, WordPressLand. Also works for bribing recruitment agents.

Credits: DAN Creativity Dispenser via GifCities and Internet Archive

Etching and sketching

 

Just before my dinner, I was discussing with my sister about possible present ideas for my niece’s 7th birthday next month. The little one is really into her drawing and arts and crafts, so I thought “Why not get her an Etch a Sketch?” I had one when I was little and these toys were epic in their day. It would save on pens and paper too. Still deciding.

Credits: Jane Labowitch via PikajaneDeviantArt, Reddit GIFs and Giphy