According to Lloyds Bank, you’re 20 times more likely to be pickpocketed on the sofa than when out and about. By whom? The cushions. Here is another GIF from an email sent to me by the bank
Why bother with a boring, run-of-the-mill, ‘everyone-else-does-it-too’ paper CV when you can sweeten up your potential employer while making them feel oh-so nostalgic. Turn your CV into a specially packaged Pez dispenser with your aesthetically-pleasing mug on it. Available in a choice of flavours and styles, this CV/candy combo will be sure to get your phone ringing off the hook and set your sorry jobless broke ass apart from the other down-and-outs. Send a cheque for £250.00 and a recent passport photo and paper CV to: Jobcentre PEZ, PO Box L33T, Gifville, WordPressLand. Also works for bribing recruitment agents.
Just before my dinner, I was discussing with my sister about possible present ideas for my niece’s 7th birthday next month. The little one is really into her drawing and arts and crafts, so I thought “Why not get her an Etch a Sketch?” I had one when I was little and these toys were epic in their day. It would save on pens and paper too. Still deciding.
Yoshio from Yokohama city is the latest to tackle the notorious Gifville Rubik’s Challenge, where the objective is to solve a Rubik’s cube in the quickest time possible. Honestly, he did seem promising. He cricked his neck and all.