Picked and packed fresh from the sleuth (no not a detective, this is the name for a group of bears).
Here in East London, the native squirrels do not take kindly to their peers who refuse to honour sharing agreements. Don’t squirrel away all the nuts now, bruv!
Credits: Animated GIFs via Ratedesi Forums
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