Got orchids?

Want to know more about orchids? Visit your local orchid society

Credits: Phil and Cymbidiums Monthly Culture via GifCities and Internet Archive

Craving your faves?

Vijay, you want famous restaurants? We’ve got ’em! From KFC’s succulent chicken to Burger King®’s flame-grilled greats, it’s all yours with free delivery and no minimum spend.*

Credits: Just Eat via Outlook

Mr Shah, sort your life insurance, then put your feet up…

Yay, free life insurance!

Credits: Sainsbury’s via Outlook

Spotify and Side Hug

The male friends version of ‘Netflix and chill’?

Credits: thecatfrazier and GIPHY

Ask the imam

The go-to guy for all your Islamic and faith questions. Find him at the Gifville Mosque.

Credits: Ahlesunnat.has.it via GifCities and Internet Archive

Thank you sir or (madame)

Gender assumption and thanks. A bitter-sweet pill to swallow.

Credits: imgur via folkingawesome, reddit r/HighQualityGifs and GIPHY

Shapiku’s cuneiforms

An example of Babylonian text, in its original ‘cuneiform’ script from 5,000 years ago, then transliterated into our modern Latin alphabet, then translated into English. Attributed to a ‘Sapiku of Borsippa’ it is a prediction of the future. Sapiku was a 7th century BCE astrologer and priest who was an advisor to the king of that time.

Credits: The Reports of the Magicians and Astrologers of Nineveh and Babylon: Vol II and Babylonian-Assyrian Ittu [Omen] Astrology Before 550 BC via GifCities and Internet Archive, The Visual Astrology Newsletter