My 34th birthday

 

On Thursday, 4th of October, 1984, your boy from Gifville made his grand entrance. 34 years later, we dine on cake in heaven. No, don’t worry, I haven’t died, but every birthday should feel like a taste of heaven.

Credits: Pusheen the cat via Hey Chickadee, Hey Chickadee, 🌺Lily Ariah🌺 , Pusheen! ❤ and Pinterest

Fooled by food

 

A human pretends to feed her portly pooch some sweets. The dog soon tires of the trick and finds something else to give attention to.

Credits: Gif via Ariel Cerati, GIFs Community and Facebook

KitKat freebies

 

Yesterday at my office, a box of KitKat Senses samples were left in the kitchen. Before long, more showed up and colleagues were hovering around the treats like bees around a buttercup. I pilfered six packs myself 😉

Credits: Nestlé KitKat via KITKAT and GIPHY

UK Mother’s Day 2018 – 3

 

 

Mother’s Day 2018 is nearly drawing to a close, and all the lucky mums out there are probably sitting down, savouring their gifts from their daughters and sons, and enjoying the chocolates they’ve been gifted. Just don’t eat the whole box all at once.

Credits: rebloggy via GIPHY, Fiona Scobie and Facebook

Vijay’s classic GIFs 2007-2011 – 378

 

 

Taste the rainbow. Lose a tooth.

GIF: shareskittles                                                                                                                                  DATE: 01/06/2010

Credits: Ratedesi Forums

Personalised Pez

 

Why bother with a boring, run-of-the-mill, ‘everyone-else-does-it-too’ paper CV when you can sweeten up your potential employer while making them feel oh-so nostalgic. Turn your CV into a specially packaged Pez dispenser with your aesthetically-pleasing mug on it. Available in a choice of flavours and styles, this CV/candy combo will be sure to get your phone ringing off the hook and set your sorry jobless broke ass apart from the other down-and-outs. Send a cheque for £250.00 and a recent passport photo and paper CV to: Jobcentre PEZ, PO Box L33T, Gifville, WordPressLand. Also works for bribing recruitment agents.

Credits: DAN Creativity Dispenser via GifCities and Internet Archive