The towel cabal

 

 

This morning, I put no less than three towels in the washing machine, including one that has been sitting in the laundry chest since I got back from India in February. If towels gained the ability to come alive for a day, what kind of secrets would they divulge?. I think a lot of them would need to be silenced, such are the shocking things they would come out with “I should tell you what he does when it’s time to dry his ass!”

Credits: laseryan via GifCities and Internet Archive