No, I’ll pay

 

Will someone just pay for the goddamn toy chicken already!!

Credits: GifGif via Ivana Ljupša, GIFs Community and Facebook

Dancing slapdown

 

I’m never gonna dance again
Guilty arms I’ve no rhythm

Credits: GifGifMagazine via Ariel Cerati, GIFs Community and Facebook, Imran

Don’t touch me…

 

On Armenian television, a less-than-happy chicken doesn’t take too kindly to a cuddle from the back from Annie Lennox.

Credits: Riemurasia via KHAN zi.Pathan, Reaction Gifs and Google+

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Here’s another classic GIF influenced by the infamous Chris Brown-Rihanna incident of 2009, superimposing their faces onto characters from a film I can’t identify. Hitting your boo ain’t cool, brah!

GIF: ChrisJamesSlap2                                                                                                                        DATE: 17/03/2009

Credits: Ratedesi Forums

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What did the five fingers say to the face?

Slap!

GIF: five finger slap                                                                                                                        DATE: 27/12/2008

Credits: Ratedesi Forums

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How many people can say they got slapped by Napoleon Dynamite in the audio-visual club room?

GIF: napoleonfightmn8                                                                                                                      DATE: 24/12/2008

Credits: Ratedesi Forums

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“How can she slap?!”

An infamous scene from the awesomely stupid Indian reality gameshow Bindass Dadagiri. In one episode, aired in 2008, a group of contestants are abused by an obnoxious harlot wannabe named Esha. She insults them and slaps one, Ravi Bhatia, full across the face, causing him to retaliate. He ends up getting beaten up by the host and his assistants, while asking the infamous question you see above.

GIF: geovic india slap in da face                                                                                DATE: 06/09/2008

Credits: UTV Software Communications and Geovid via Ratedesi Forums

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A scene from the 1988 film Salaam Bombay! where a little street kid (I think he was nicknamed Insect) does a little dance in his cinema seat only to be backhanded by the man behind him. This film was great in so many ways, even if some ways the plot was a little saddening and poignant.

GIF: dacing freshie kid in cinema oo2                                                                  DATE: 04/07/2008

Credits: lara via Ratedesi Forums

 

Slap in the face

 

Say no to inter-species violence!

Credits: Animated GIFs via 山下剛, WOA Animal, Luigi Usai, azumi chan, GIF collection and Google+

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Here’s that custard pie you wanted, darling! POW!!!

GIF: slapdat                                                                                                                           DATE: 19/04/2008

Credits: Ratedesi Forums