Fancy a surprise saving?

 

 

Enter this exclusive discount code in your basket between now and midnight on 8th April to find out whether you’ve saved 5%, 7% or 10% on small and large kitchen appliances over £199. Hurry!

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No, I’ll pay

 

Will someone just pay for the goddamn toy chicken already!!

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An exclusive PayPal offer on your eBay buys, Vijay

 

Hello Vijay Shah,

Checking out at eBay? Check out this. Grab a 0% interest offer on your eBay buys with PayPal Credit and spread the cost of any baskets, of £99 and above, for up to 12 months. Best get a wiggle on though, this offer won’t hang around, it ends on 21.10.18!

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Dah Asda Crew

 

When you and your bestie are loving those grocery discounts at the local superstore.

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Mr Shah, keep track of your spending

 

The MetroCentre in Gateshead, north England is the UK’s (and Europe’s) biggest shopping centre. I got this GIF from my bank’s email about new text alerts that tell you when you’ve blown too much dough on the shopping extravaganza. Luckily, I’m not much of a shopaholic.

Credit: Lloyds Bank

The Bounty hunter

 

I did some bounty hunting today. For its ‘price on the head’ of 65 pence, I bought a Bounty chocolate bar for my mate Sunny at work. I even allowed him paying me back, cos mates innit. At one point I was freaking out because I couldn’t find any in the usual aisle at Sainsbury’s Warren Street, but I soon completed the mission.

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