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Mr Shah, would you like 2.9% interest on new purchases?

 

The nights may be drawing in Mr Shah, but there’s still plenty to enjoy this autumn. Whether you’re looking forward to some evenings out or a few days away, you can stay in control of your finances with a new low interest rate.

Credits: Lloyds Bank via Outlook

From phone chargers to charging critters

 

 

As the Gifville energy crisis of 2015 began to bite, ingenious locals soon devised new ways to keep their appliances switched on without plugging into the grid. Local amateur scientist Haim Ster, from Israel, enlisted the help of his pet hamster Sari and her wheel to keep his phone on the blink. Clever man!

Credits: GifGifMagazine via Milorad Vidojevic, GIFs Community and Facebook

Mouse troubles

 

Last night, I was pretty much kept up most of the time by a bunch of mice rampaging through my room. They also nibbled some food of mine, including snacks my mum brought me from Mauritius. Now I’ve got myself loaded up with some peanut butter and a re-usable trap, and it’s payback time.

Credits: Mrdj362 and imgur

My rat ate my bills, miss

 

Some of the rats here in Ilford are so chubby, I wonder if they stick up the postmen for their letters. We managed to get one rat up on the stage here in Gifville, and he wants to be fed. So please send your fan mail to: Ricky ‘Ruckus’ Rat, Gifville, Ilford IG1 R4T. Quick, before he starts chewing the wires in my house out of sheer hungry frustration!

Credits: The Saga of Dr. Rat Continues via GifCities and Internet Archive