Flinging carpets angrily in the snow. Could be a new Olympic sport entry.
Captain’s Log – Stardate 1034.55. A ship-wide system failure has struck all navigational devices and computer servers on the Enterprise. Commander Data has being signed off sick with a hardware malfunction brought on by stress. I’ve retired to the holodeck to let off some steam by dancing with some showgirls from those old Westerns that were popular on the planet called Earth many centuries ago. We have learnt our lesson in trusting Windows 7.
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The ideal warning sign for IT portals and admin sites everywhere. Pacify your programmers (coffee and donuts always work), then you don’t have to worry about disgruntled IT staff mocking you when your PC misbehaves again.
When you get the crappiest team in the office fantasy football league, and you know you ain’t seeing that fiver again.
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In April 2015, a Colorado, USA man was cited for firing a gun within a residential area when he took his computer into a back alley and shot it eight times with a 9mm pistol. When questioned, he told police that he had become so frustrated with his computer that he had “reached critical mass,” and stated that after he had shot his computer, “the angels sung on high.”