The office is empty right about now. This is not because the heatwave scared off the office snowflakes. The correct reason is that most of my colleagues have gone for a special walk in aid of a mental health charity through different parts of London. They got purple t-shirts and everything. Meanwhile I’m here holding down the fort, checking emails and clearing up other people’s Excel mistakes.
A glib reference to a notorious incident involving R&B singer R Kelly in 2002, where he was the subject of a tape. In the controversial tape, he was shown sleeping with and urinating on an underage female. Whether the video was true or not, R Kelly has become a bad vibe in the music industry due to the many allegations of rape and other sexual crimes against him.
GIF: r kellys urine DATE: 06/11/2008
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