Bathtime in a house somewhere. Little boy: Oh kitty, look at dirty naughty cat. Let’s have a bath! Cat: Hey, I’m good than… let go of my paws son! Cat: Oh Lord, I’m soaked through and through. I gotta get out! Cat: Little boy: 😀
Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.