Captain Hook – basically a giant slab of protein with its own built-in can opener.
They usually know the way, unless they’re middle management, then it’s best to count your blessings.
I guess thinking outside the box is out of the question.
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…and while you’re at it, to hell with the laws of physics too. Let’s fly, kiddos. The GIF is based on the 1924 version of Peter Pan, a silent movie that starred Betty Bronson as Peter Pan, Ernest Torrence as Captain Hook, Mary Brian as Wendy, and Virginia Browne Faire as Tinker Bell.
Tinkerbell’s been hiding the fairy dust stash. Peter Pan, in his new job as police officer with the Magic Narcotics Division of the Neverland Police, apprehends the wayward pixie and shakes her down for the smuggled contraband.