A joke that originated from the song “Deeez Nuuuts” on Dr. Dre’s original album “The Chronic”, released in 1992. Since then, the phrase has mutated into “deez nutz” and catching people with “deez nutz” has become America’s 3,157th favorite pastime, just behind underwater basket-weaving and just ahead of collecting Spongebob Squarepants paraphernalia. The game works as following: you ask someone a question, and if the response is “What?”, “Who?”, “Huh?” or anything starting starting with one of the 5 “W’s”, you’re free to get that person with “DEEEEEZ NUUUUUTZ!!!”. Works best when done loudly in quiet public places such as a lecture hall, church, or a line at the bank.
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On my recent holiday to Mauritius, being a city boy and all I was struck by how many coconut, papaya, mango and lychee trees and their fruits I saw growing around the island. We need to do the same here with our native fruits. Can you imagine apple trees growing uninhibited on London’s streets. Would certainly help tackle our ‘obesity crisis’.
Credits: Website Dinas Perkebunan Provinsi Kalimantan Timur via GifCities and Internet Archive
Keeping the vehicle’s interior clean. You’re doing it right!
Credits: Via Mahmoud Ghazy, Funny Gifs and Google+
Here in East London, the native squirrels do not take kindly to their peers who refuse to honour sharing agreements. Don’t squirrel away all the nuts now, bruv!
GIF: back off my nuts man DATE: 02/05/2010
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She’s probably trying to unscrew the thing.
Credits: Vijay Shah, Mojo TV and Facebook
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, almonds… swirling in a bowl?
Credits: Reddit Giant.Gfycat.com via Scumhum and Reddit GIFs, Frptwenty