Congratulations to my sister Alia (Helen) and brother-in-law Aamir, who today are going to have the birth of their daughter/my niece, Maliyah. Dearest baby Mallu (Neymar), I’m really looking forward to meeting you, seeing your cute little face and holding you for the first time. I can’t wait xxxx
Dougie (pronouned ‘doo-gee’) was the clumsiest dog in Gifville. In his most recent mishap, he chased a squirrel across the street only to collide with a GifMail van, sustaining a substantial amount of broken bones. We wish Dougie quick and speedy health.
Unfortunately, this morning I wasn’t ‘hustlin’ ‘ so much as cursin’, because a chain I was wearing had snapped during the night, leaving the pendant on the bed as I went to freshen up. So this post appears in honour of that unreliable neck ornament.