Just stay off the Autobahn afterwards, mein Freund.
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Ho ho ho. It’s time to pull out all the creepy festive cups yo! Give St. Nick a fright with his cookies and milk.
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What an exemplary piece of late-19th century Floridian reptilian ceramic ware. I certainly think this charming gator is worth quite a few bowls of gumbo soup.
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I didn’t sleep well last night thanks to insomnia and an idiot housemate who likes slamming his door, so now I’m just nursing my tiredness with this tea.
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Tetley… more like deadly. Here’s some PG Tips for you, my man. Bin the tea bag before you sip the cuppa.
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