Would you believe us if we told you that all our roadworks are operated by Pokémon? Thought not!
Last night, I was pretty much kept up most of the time by a bunch of mice rampaging through my room. They also nibbled some food of mine, including snacks my mum brought me from Mauritius. Now I’ve got myself loaded up with some peanut butter and a re-usable trap, and it’s payback time.
Credits: Mrdj362 and imgur
Some of the rats here in Ilford are so chubby, I wonder if they stick up the postmen for their letters. We managed to get one rat up on the stage here in Gifville, and he wants to be fed. So please send your fan mail to: Ricky ‘Ruckus’ Rat, Gifville, Ilford IG1 R4T. Quick, before he starts chewing the wires in my house out of sheer hungry frustration!
Nowadays, social media is one of the easiest ways to find new friends. Though criticised for impeding face-to-face communications, at least you can flood your new-found buddy’s inbox with emojis. Somehow, posting dozens of sheets of paper with emojis on them through that same buddy’s letterbox might end the friendship faster than it started.
Credit: Noelle (Noelle Campbell)
A special Google Doodle GIF issued today depicting a cute little mouse with a scarf scampering around its burrow. The Doodle celebrates the autumn equinox, which marks in one way the end of summer and the start of autumn.
This little mouse may have piddled all over your crystals, but she still wants to say hi!. This post was inspired by a conversation one of our delegate sales colleagues is having with a client in Kenya about sugar and ethanol.