Let’s sock it to the mozzies in Africa, who have caused so much death and harm with their malaria parasites. Bednets have averted 450 million cases of malaria.
While England’s World Cup lads may have been troubled by southern Russia’s midges, the Panamanian side were not so irritating, even with all the goalside hugging. Two good penalties, an impressive Lingard and Harry Kane with his hat-trick and Golden Boot potential. England are currently 6-1 over the Canal Men. Well done boys, you’ve done my country proud.
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