This train is delayed due to idiots on the track

 

In 2013, 345 people in Britain were killed by trains after getting onto the track. Not all of them were idiots of course. But there are some truly ‘dense’ people out there.

Credits: LOLsnaps via Seamus Mcelwee, Things I love and Pinterest

Flying carpet?

 

No, it’s some poor (Iranian?) dude flying off the seat of his motorbike after being shunted by a car driver. Miraculously, he immediately gets up and walks. His guardian angels were very much awake.

Credits: imgrum via Giphy, طارق ارفاعيه, GIFs new and Google+