The simian number cruncher

 

 

In the good old days of the internet, many websites employed counters to declare how many visitors they received. In this case, a cheeky chimp is doing the duty, but the figures are as crazy as he is.

Credits: Honda CBR 929 RR Site via GifCities and Internet Archive

Death to frozen yogurt

 

 

The best way to stick it to the Man is to trash his dairy products.

Credits: Coolidge Corner Theatre via Coolidge Corner Theatre and GIPHY

So much excite!

 

‘Cos you know it’s Friday tomorrow!

Credits: Grieves via Grieves and GIPHY

Boppin’ Bush

 

 

He was once American President, now he’s a suited jungle DJ…

Credits: Amrita August Singh and CRAZY PICS via GifCities and Internet Archive

The idiot’s crossing

 

 

Or another way to become roadkill. Always look both ways when crossing busy roads, and ideally use approved and clear crossings.

Credits: GifGifMagazine via Sanjay Dhingra, GIFs Community and Facebook

Would you eat a slug?

 

Personally I wouldn’t. That’s just nasty. Just now I read on Quora about a teen who ate an uncooked slug for a drink-fuelled dare. He subsequently contracted a parasite, rat lung worm, from the mollusc, went into a coma for 400 days and is now a quadriplegic.

Credits: YvonneFoxx55’s Site via GifCities and Internet Archive

You’re crazy

 

What you can’t help but say and do to that friend who is always sharing conspiracy theories on Facebook.

Credits: DonnaWinstead and tenor via Andy Hards and Facebook

Crazy cow

 

Has swallowed the farmer’s alarm clock. Ain’t any cows getting milked this morning.

Credits: Lair of the Condor via GifCities and Internet Archive

How’s my dye doing?

 

It’s been around 15 years since the end of Friends, and Joey’s showing his age. He recently tried dyeing his hair to bring some of that youth, but results were unsatisfactory. This is a man with a failed plan, people.

Credits: CBS via CBS and Giphy

Hallowe’en 2017 – 1

 

Happy Hallowe’en everyone, and remember… keep an eye on your windows, in case Jason and his trusty machete appear in one!

Credits: jimmy_a_bergeron via GifCities and Internet Archive