In the good old days of the internet, many websites employed counters to declare how many visitors they received. In this case, a cheeky chimp is doing the duty, but the figures are as crazy as he is.
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The best way to stick it to the Man is to trash his dairy products.
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‘Cos you know it’s Friday tomorrow!
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He was once American President, now he’s a suited jungle DJ…
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Or another way to become roadkill. Always look both ways when crossing busy roads, and ideally use approved and clear crossings.
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Personally I wouldn’t. That’s just nasty. Just now I read on Quora about a teen who ate an uncooked slug for a drink-fuelled dare. He subsequently contracted a parasite, rat lung worm, from the mollusc, went into a coma for 400 days and is now a quadriplegic.
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What you can’t help but say and do to that friend who is always sharing conspiracy theories on Facebook.
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Has swallowed the farmer’s alarm clock. Ain’t any cows getting milked this morning.
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It’s been around 15 years since the end of Friends, and Joey’s showing his age. He recently tried dyeing his hair to bring some of that youth, but results were unsatisfactory. This is a man with a failed plan, people.
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Happy Hallowe’en everyone, and remember… keep an eye on your windows, in case Jason and his trusty machete appear in one!
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