Toasters and knives don’t mix

 

 

In the kitchen, jabbing a knife into a toaster may not guarantee you the best toasted crumpets, but it can be great for spreading yourself out of the gene pool.

Credits: GifGifMagazine via Sanjay Dhingra, GIFs Community and Facebook

Gollum’s road rage

 

 

You tailgates me, precioussss?… Gollum nots like annoying motorbike ridersessss…

Credits: GifGifMagazine via Sanjay Dhingra, GIFs Community and Facebook

Rockets in space… and rocket on my plate

 

For dinner today, my gym session this morning motivated me to eat healthy, so I had chicken with a whole bag of wild rocket, a slightly bitter tasting leaf with only 27 calories per packet. No chopping required for the leaves.

Credit: The Low Carb Diabetic and Blogger

Hallowe’en 2017 – 1

 

Happy Hallowe’en everyone, and remember… keep an eye on your windows, in case Jason and his trusty machete appear in one!

Credits: jimmy_a_bergeron via GifCities and Internet Archive

Vijay’s classic GIFs 2007-2011 – 206

 

Oh Kenzo, you think you are so tough with your little vegetable knife. Well it’s time for you to face the wrath of my plunger!

GIF: kung-fu warriors 3732                                                                                          DATE: 02/08/2008

Credits: Ratedesi Forums