Worldwide Joke Exchange

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Probably because of the spilled bag of seed on the other side.

She’s kidding

When your crush tells you she has the hots for the maths teacher, but deep down inside you really hope she’s bluffing.

Caught you slipping!

Credits: hulu via slcfutbol, tenor, Anthony Cooper and Facebook

It’s a giggling baby Shirley Temple to brighten up your Monday morning!

Credits: pandaslayah and tenor via Dadie M Smith, Zama Nkuleh Mgabadeli and Facebook

And to celebrate here’s a few jokes courtesy of the Cleaning Authority in the United States.

Kobe Bryant laughs at you ‘cos you can’t slam dunk for noodles.

Credits: Ratedesi Forums

Beware the Silicon Valley Diplonodon. He will spit venomous code at you.

Credits: Ratedesi Forums

I’ve been watching a lot of Vine videos lately. Anwar Jibawi is one of my favourites. He turns Arab stereotypes right on their head.

Credits: makeagif

Must be an inherited condition…