Vijay’s classic GIFs 2007-2011 – 336

 

 

A bad joke to tell your pets this Bank Holiday weekend!

GIF: why did chicken cross road                                                                                              DATE: 03/07/2009

Credit: Ratedesi Forums

Vijay’s classic GIFs 2007-2011 – 291

 

What did the five fingers say to the face?

Slap!

GIF: five finger slap                                                                                                                        DATE: 27/12/2008

Credits: Ratedesi Forums

The watermelon pregnancy trick

  1. Go shopping with your girlfriend/female friend/housemate/relative.
  2. Go to the fruit aisle and get her to choose a juicy plump watermelon and stuff it up her top. Now she looks pregnant.
  3. As soon as you cleared the checkout, give her a congratulatory slap on the back, sending her flying to the floor.
  4. The look on the cashier’s face as watermelon innards spurt out from under your lady companion = priceless.
  5. Deal with the swarm of concerned customers, staff and security officers.
  6. Go home and have a good laugh about it.

Credits: 4GIFs.com (Animated GIFs) via Pedro HenriqueBest of GIFs and Google+