A bad joke to tell your pets this Bank Holiday weekend!
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- Go shopping with your girlfriend/female friend/housemate/relative.
- Go to the fruit aisle and get her to choose a juicy plump watermelon and stuff it up her top. Now she looks pregnant.
- As soon as you cleared the checkout, give her a congratulatory slap on the back, sending her flying to the floor.
- The look on the cashier’s face as watermelon innards spurt out from under your lady companion = priceless.
- Deal with the swarm of concerned customers, staff and security officers.
- Go home and have a good laugh about it.
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Don’t make me kick your asses back to the Cretaceous!
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