Know the skill you want to hone for your job?
Increasingly, having technical skills, including coding knowledge is a prerequisite for the working world, including in the fields of marketing, journalism and telecoms.
Why bother with a boring, run-of-the-mill, ‘everyone-else-does-it-too’ paper CV when you can sweeten up your potential employer while making them feel oh-so nostalgic. Turn your CV into a specially packaged Pez dispenser with your aesthetically-pleasing mug on it. Available in a choice of flavours and styles, this CV/candy combo will be sure to get your phone ringing off the hook and set your sorry jobless broke ass apart from the other down-and-outs. Send a cheque for £250.00 and a recent passport photo and paper CV to: Jobcentre PEZ, PO Box L33T, Gifville, WordPressLand. Also works for bribing recruitment agents.
Today is the last day at my office in Tottenham Court Road, Euston, London. Due to my company’s restructuring my department is being relocated to another office a few blocks down.
Nice knowing you, Maple House.
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