Want to pay 2.9% on new spending Mr Shah?

 

Whatever your plans over the coming months, Mr Shah, enjoy more with a new low rate on your Lloyds Bank credit card. Whether you have big plans, or are keeping it simple, pay 2.9% interest on new spending for up to 9 months.

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Chocolate spread

 

Recently a housemate of ours moved out. The guy was a serious food thief and all-round scumbag. This morning I discovered that right under my nose, the SOB had cleaned out a two-thirds full jar of Impress chocolate sandwich spread I owned. The joke’s on him though, as I have a habit of dipping a knife or spoon into such jars and eating the spread while I make lunch. Enjoy my saliva, you little &£$%.

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