He won’t stay down

 

A bit of gallows humour…a funeral procession in Indonesia has an unexpected accident. I daren’t laugh.

Credits: GIFsBOOM.net via  ހℓحـﮩﮩﮨـل ﭭـيـﮯ נنـﮩﮩﮨـيـا ℓلـ๐ـﮩﮩﮩـހℓ, Gifs Lovers and Google+

The watermelon pregnancy trick

  1. Go shopping with your girlfriend/female friend/housemate/relative.
  2. Go to the fruit aisle and get her to choose a juicy plump watermelon and stuff it up her top. Now she looks pregnant.
  3. As soon as you cleared the checkout, give her a congratulatory slap on the back, sending her flying to the floor.
  4. The look on the cashier’s face as watermelon innards spurt out from under your lady companion = priceless.
  5. Deal with the swarm of concerned customers, staff and security officers.
  6. Go home and have a good laugh about it.

Credits: 4GIFs.com (Animated GIFs) via Pedro HenriqueBest of GIFs and Google+

More treadmill disasters

 

It seems we have a treacherous treadmills theme currently on Gifville ATM, and in keeping with the flavour, here’s a man trying out some dance moves before a local treadmill intervenes to stop him embarrassing himself. MC Hammer you ain’t.

Credits: HilariousGIFs.com via Kai, Gifs Lovers and Google+

Vijay’s classic GIFs 2007-2011 – 33

 

Fat boy’s always tryin’ to impress the ladies, huh? Ironically, a recent survey suggests a lot of women actually are attracted to bigger men.

This is my last Classic GIFs article for 2015. They will be back on the 2nd January 2016.

GIF: hold it in                                                                                                         DATE: 13/10/2007

Credits: Ratedesi Forums

Watch out for that puddle

 

I swear this looks like a scene from the Vicar of Dibley (old 90s BBC comedy about a rural female vicar). This is why I refrain from jumping in small bodies of surface water.

Credits: 4GIFS.com (Animated GIFs) ‎via Ven Selven, Radio Plus – Mauritius/Ile-Maurice and Facebook

When we was younger we always took the stairs

An elderly shopper rides in style in what was probably her first ever encounter with a modern-day shopping centre escalator.

“Ooooh, Doris, these moving stairs are quite something!”

Credits: 4GIFS.com (Animated GIFs) via ‎Al Heden Chrism, Awesome GIF’s and Facebook