After years of chopping up people in sleepy American backwaters, the fearsome and bloodthirsty Michael Myers left it all behind to retire to a council flat in Tottenham, searching for a quiet life away from the notoriety. Unfortunately, even here, he couldn’t let go of his true calling, chopping up people.
GIF: michael myers cleaning his car 9idxkx DATE: 18/11/2008
Somewhere in India or Pakistan, a motorcyclist takes pity on a seemingly poor person in a shroud. Unfortunately the mark soon finds himself relieved of his bike, money and even his phone by an expert gang of thieves. What a horrible outcome for a big-hearted person.
It seems we have a treacherous treadmills theme currently on Gifville ATM, and in keeping with the flavour, here’s a man trying out some dance moves before a local treadmill intervenes to stop him embarrassing himself. MC Hammer you ain’t.