Would this be the sort of belly button fluff a superhero/ine would produce? Asking for a friend.
Some of the rats here in Ilford are so chubby, I wonder if they stick up the postmen for their letters. We managed to get one rat up on the stage here in Gifville, and he wants to be fed. So please send your fan mail to: Ricky ‘Ruckus’ Rat, Gifville, Ilford IG1 R4T. Quick, before he starts chewing the wires in my house out of sheer hungry frustration!