You don’t scare me

 

 

Caught on camera, a shopper entering a store in Brazil bravely waves off and dismisses a robber armed with a gun engaging in a hold-up. “Leave me man, I’m just trying to get a six-pack of beers!”

Credits: gifaknet via GIPHYLuciano De Carvalho Furoni, GIFs Community and Facebook

Baddo Batsu Maru

 

 

Alias: Badtz-Maru. A Japanese penguin with a raygun, a sour face, a spacesuit and possibly a bad attitude.

Credits: Sanrio via capric2212, GifCities and Internet Archive, Hello Kitty Wiki and Fandom

Vijay’s classic GIFs 2007-2011 – 406

 

You know you’re a die-hard Scarface fan when you keep telling everyone to say ‘hello’ to your little friend, you tell them also to call you ‘Tony M’, you affect an off Cuban accent. You also smoke fiendishly large cigars and keep a pile of white powder on your coffee table.

GIF: scarfacesig20vi                                                                                       DATE: 31/12/2010

Credit: GhettoFX via Ratedesi Forums

Vijay’s classic GIFs 2007-2011 – 367

 

Captain Picard, on his day off, decides to visit the holodeck to engage with his two most stellar fantasies – making that obese kid from the Goonies do his Truffle Shuffle, and starring as an undercover assassin working on the side as a bartender. Don’t judge people, he’s more famous than you.

GIF: picard                                                                                                                                                DATE: 01/05/2010

Credits: Ratedesi Forums

Vijay’s classic GIFs 2007-2011 – 329

 

Warfare… it can be itchy business sometimes.

GIF: man irritated by bullets                                                                                                      DATE: 19/06/2009

Credits: Animated GIFs via Ratedesi Forums

Vijay’s classic GIFs 2007-2011 – 295

 

Feel the nuclear blast winds rattle your cheeks and obliterate your outhouse with our new patented ‘Next-Gen Physics System’. Gaming just got more realistic.

GIF: next-gen physics system                                                                                                      DATE: 26/01/2009

Credits: Ratedesi Forums

Why is Online Checkout So Difficult?!

 

When you have to fill ALL your personal deets, your dog’s mother’s maiden name, the size of your big toe in millimetres, complete 23 Captchas, 30 steps, 10 mystery questions, 5 redirections and flap your arms like a chicken, just to order a bowtie. And it still arrives a week late.

Credit: Dmitry Kovalenko and Medium