Apples in an apple. Make it a triple apple bonus if you take a picture for your Insta with an Apple iPhone.
Breaking news… apparently controversial U.S. presidential candidate Donald “Build a Wall and They Won’t Come In” Trump has Mauritian heritage. This was discovered after the Republicans released a GIF showing the multi-millionaire’s cranium opened up to show a steaming hot plate of biryani where most people keep their brains. Some observers claim it is in fact filling for tacos. Hmm… I’ll stick to my mum’s biryani.