Eggs, death and chips

 

This morning, my landlord’s brain-dead girlfriend decided to warm up the house with the strong aroma of fried eggs and chips (fries). Now I don’t find the smell of fry-ups objectionable at all, but this woman has a habit of leaving the gas on and disappearing off somewhere. No surprises, if one day she burns the kitchen down. Slow clap, Buk Lau, slow clap!! :/ 🍳 🔥 🏥

Credit: Metro

Vijay’s classic GIFs 2007-2011 – 181

 

Rude little &%£$*@!!… but anyway here is Mini-Me (played by Verne Troyer) from the Austin Power movies, demonstrating the flexibility of his middle digit. 

GIF: mini me                                                                                                                           DATE: 04/07/2008

Credits: Ratedesi Forums