No, I’ll pay

 

Will someone just pay for the goddamn toy chicken already!!

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Vijay’s classic GIFs 2007-2011 – 369

 

There’s something definitely off about these Chicken McNuggets.

GIF: acid trip                                                                                                                                      DATE: 01/05/2010

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The watermelon pregnancy trick

1. Go shopping with your girlfriend/female friend/housemate/relative.
2. Go to the fruit aisle and get her to choose a juicy plump watermelon and stuff it up her top. Now she looks pregnant.
3. As soon as you cleared the checkout, give her a congratulatory slap on the back, sending her flying to the floor.
4. The look on the cashier’s face as watermelon innards spurt out from under your lady companion = priceless.
5. Deal with the swarm of concerned customers, staff and security officers.
6. Go home and have a good laugh about it.

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