Exit 420 at Interstate 69

 

 

Keep going until you reach the Innuendo Bar on your left. Then honk if you love cookies.

Credits: GIPHY Studios Originals and GIPHY

Wine for lunch

 

“Boire du vin et étreindre la beauté Vaut mieux que l’hypocrisie du dévot.” 😉🍷
Omar Khayyam

“Drinking wine and embracing beauty is better than the hypocrisy of the devotee.“ 😉🍷
Omar Khayyam 

Credits: Joel Remy via Fidjie Fidjie, Gifs Animés: art ,humour,animaux… and Google+

Life’s little irritations

 

 

All those things that bump up your blood pressure just that bit higher.

Credits: GifGif via Ivana Ljupša, GIFs Community and Facebook

Crystalline soda

 

It’s a magical step-up from water straight outta the 1990s.

Credits: Product Placement and Tumblr via Andrew Sellers, ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ and Pinterest

Knocking back the shots

 

 

The face of a confident drinker?

Credits: Via Ariel Cerati, GIFs Community and Facebook

That junk food dance

 

 

They dance in sin, full of sugar and E-numbers. Trying to tempt me from my days of healthy eating.

Credits: The Essex Gathering via GifCities and Internet Archive

A glass bottle terrarium

 

 

A world of nature in the confines of a jar. An environment truly portable, free to place anywhere and admire any time.

Credits: Jamie Rollo and Twitter via Olivia, a e s t h e t i c and Pinterest

Perfect Beach, CA

 

Sun-kissed seas, sublime sunsets, tropical resorts and dolphins frolicking amongst the palms. It’s my kind of perfect.

Credits: Vijay Shah via Blingee

My Fiji water tastes a little grainy

 

It must be the minerals.

Credits: imgur via Grosso, Vaporwave and Pinterest

The drunk beaver

 

A little dude who prefers the hair of the otter to building dams. Not the most useful beaver to have around, I guess. Also this post’s title makes a good name for a pub/bar, strangely.

Credits: MICHELLE PORUCZNIK via LSE Students’ Union and Tumblr