Deez Nuts

 

A joke that originated from the song “Deeez Nuuuts” on Dr. Dre’s original album “The Chronic”, released in 1992. Since then, the phrase has mutated into “deez nutz” and catching people with “deez nutz” has become America’s 3,157th favorite pastime, just behind underwater basket-weaving and just ahead of collecting Spongebob Squarepants paraphernalia. The game works as following: you ask someone a question, and if the response is “What?”, “Who?”, “Huh?” or anything starting starting with one of the 5 “W’s”, you’re free to get that person with “DEEEEEZ NUUUUUTZ!!!”. Works best when done loudly in quiet public places such as a lecture hall, church, or a line at the bank.

Credits: tenor via Hardik Sirvi, GIFs Community and Facebook, Urban Dictionary

You have go to be… Djokovic-ing

 

 

When your tennis-loving friend tells you he’s going to be the next Novak Djokovic, even though he’s terrible and you’ve seen cats play better.

Credits: Miami Open via Miami Open and GIPHY

 

Remembrance Sunday 1918-2018

 

 

They shall grow not old
as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them
nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun
and in the morning,
We shall remember them.

Credits: Laurence Binyon, askIdeas

Diwali 2018 – 1

 

A festival full of sweet childhood memories,
A sky full of lights,
Mouth full of sweets,
And heart full of joy.
Wishing You All A Very Happy Diwali!

 

Credits: Happy Diwali 2018 Wishes – Happy Diwali Wishes and Blogger, NDTV

Hallowe’en – the re-run

 

 

Yesterday, me and a good chunk of my family travelled to Romford’s Brewery shopping centre to watch the remake of legendary slasher horror Hallowe’en. The purely evil Michael Myers returns to carry out his sickening crimes in inimitable fashion. This film did a good job of sticking to the original’s style and script, but amped up on the gore and scare factor. Highly recommended for fans of the Hallowe’en series.

Credits: Horror Movies via GifCities and Internet Archive

Remi the Skelly’s coffee interval

 

 

When that Starbucks latte hits the right spot, and you don’t have to worry about calories because well, you’re just bones!

Credits: Brooke GoldfarbChronicles of Remi the Skelly and GIPHY