Under the sea… they use waterproof paints on their eggs. How do they get the chickens underwater to lay them though? A great Easter mystery, perhaps?
Credit: Doc Warner’s Alaska Adventures
Under the sea… they use waterproof paints on their eggs. How do they get the chickens underwater to lay them though? A great Easter mystery, perhaps?
Credit: Doc Warner’s Alaska Adventures
A joke that originated from the song “Deeez Nuuuts” on Dr. Dre’s original album “The Chronic”, released in 1992. Since then, the phrase has mutated into “deez nutz” and catching people with “deez nutz” has become America’s 3,157th favorite pastime, just behind underwater basket-weaving and just ahead of collecting Spongebob Squarepants paraphernalia. The game works as following: you ask someone a question, and if the response is “What?”, “Who?”, “Huh?” or anything starting starting with one of the 5 “W’s”, you’re free to get that person with “DEEEEEZ NUUUUUTZ!!!”. Works best when done loudly in quiet public places such as a lecture hall, church, or a line at the bank.
Credits: tenor via Hardik Sirvi, GIFs Community and Facebook, Urban Dictionary
When your tennis-loving friend tells you he’s going to be the next Novak Djokovic, even though he’s terrible and you’ve seen cats play better.
Credits: Miami Open via Miami Open and GIPHY
It’s World Kindness Day ❤️
Be kind to those around you – not just today, but every day!
Credits: @greetings and GIPHY
They shall grow not old
as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them
nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun
and in the morning,
We shall remember them.
Credits: Laurence Binyon, askIdeas
A festival full of sweet childhood memories,
A sky full of lights,
Mouth full of sweets,
And heart full of joy.
Wishing You All A Very Happy Diwali!
Credits: Happy Diwali 2018 Wishes – Happy Diwali Wishes and Blogger, NDTV
Yesterday, me and a good chunk of my family travelled to Romford’s Brewery shopping centre to watch the remake of legendary slasher horror Hallowe’en. The purely evil Michael Myers returns to carry out his sickening crimes in inimitable fashion. This film did a good job of sticking to the original’s style and script, but amped up on the gore and scare factor. Highly recommended for fans of the Hallowe’en series.
Credits: Horror Movies via GifCities and Internet Archive
When that Starbucks latte hits the right spot, and you don’t have to worry about calories because well, you’re just bones!
Credits: Brooke Goldfarb, Chronicles of Remi the Skelly and GIPHY
Missing those trifling fights and enormous love which we share.
Happy Raksha Bandhan!!
Credits: midnightcake via midnightcake and GIPHY, Indian Express