Early riser

 

Said a rooster, I’d have you all know I am nearly the whole of the show,

Why, the sun every morn,

Gets up with the dawn,

For the purpose of hearing me crow.

 – Ethel Watts Mumford

Credits: HỒNG HÂN via ANNA-MARIA B., Patricia Julienne, Gifs animés and Google+

Pizza be careful

 

 

These are some dopey pizza shop workers. Probably the same dudes who put on anchovies when you’ve specified extra pepperoni.

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